Have you ever heard of adding “in bed” to the end of your fortune cookie saying? I don’t know when it started but it’s been going on for years. What you do is you read your fortune cookie saying aloud and add “in bed” to the end of it. This makes opening fortune cookies fun and very interesting. Here’s some examples:

You are talented in many ways.…in bed.

The smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected.…in bed.

A thrilling time is in your immediate future.…in bed.

Plan for many pleasures ahead.…in bed.

A pleasant surprise is in store for you.…in bed.

Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome.…in bed.

Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you.…in bed.

Someone is speaking well of you.…in bed.

The time is right to make new friends.…in bed.

You will live a long, happy life.…in bed.

Your everlasting patience will be rewarded sooner or later.…in bed.

Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.…in bed.

The next time you open a fortune cookie at your favorite Chinese restaurant, add “in bed” to the end of your fortune for a new meaning.

What can you come up with? Add to my list. I’d love to see what new ones you come up with.

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